What happens when you have a group of girls who ride together a lot? Well of course they all have their “cycles” at the same time, and that makes them moody from time to time. The influx of progesterone at a certain time of month can make some of the boys not want to play nice with a bunch of bitchy girls.

I was reminded of that today. My best friend said she took her bike out for a little while yesterday before the rain started, and she invited a couple guy friends to go along.   She also invited our other female friend who rides with us.  My friend wanted to ride up 28, but the boys wanted to hit 178. What happens when you don’t agree with a pmsy woman? She’s going to be mad at you. She doesn’t know what happened exactly, but one minute they were laughing and having fun. The next minute she was bitching, and our other female friend was throwing her gloves at the boys. That’s my girls! Let those emotions flow! That’s the only thing that’s going to make you feel better! Of course the boys got mad at them and left.

Now here’s what I have to say to those guys and any other guys who might ride with females.  Just remember you’re not the ones who have to learn to get comfortable on that tiny ass seat with a pad in your panties or a tampon shoved up your tata. Learn to be a little more sensitive!

So my cousin has this little bike he built. We call it the “Hardly Davidson” because it looks kind of like a Harley frame, but it’s running off like a 6 hp lawn mower motor. It’s top speed is maybe 15mph, but it’s fun as hell to ride around on in parking lots. We took it up to a huge parking lot and all rode on it for a little while. Hubby was up first. He so looks like a fat guy on a little bike!

I decided I needed to upstage him somehow, so I put on my full gear…helmet, leathers, gloves…everything but my boots! I looked like a total idiot, but it made for a great photo moment. By the way I was laughing because the thing is hard as hell to turn left. The chain pops off just about every time, so you have to hit the dirt or fall over on the pavement.

It’s scary how proportional I look on such an itty bitty bike.

Yup, I have to agree.