I have to admit. In a certain way I love squids. Why? They give me a reason to laugh!

Like there was the guy a couple weeks ago who tried to tell us he was leaning so hard he was dragging his rear pegs. When I pointed out the location of his shiny pretty pipe he told me it was a slip on that he took off before riding hard.

Dumbass squid!

Then there was the kid who kept referring to his flush mounts as inset lighting fixtures. I swear some people will do or say anything to try to look good.

Why can’t they just realize it’s not about trying to look good to fit in. If they would ride within their limits and admit what their limits are we’d have a lot less people looking like idiots and a lot less accidents.

When it comes to those who ride around in shorts and flip flops though, you’re not a damn squid. You’re a damn idiot!  It’s like that guy who rides through the Gap in what looks like a diaper.  If you want to scrape your skin off your bones because you’re practically naked, you’re an idiot.  You’re the type that ruins it for the rest of us.