I hope the kid down the street on the dirt bike has told his parents to look for life insurance quotes to get coverage for him because things aren’t going to be so pretty around here. This kid has been driving me crazy for months now. I think he must have got a dirt bike for Christmas, and now he rides it up and down the road all the time.

You know I’m not the type of person to stop anyone from having fun, but this kid has got to stop. I don’t mind him riding his dirt bike. What I do mind is the fact that he rides it up and down the road in the middle of the night! I know I don’t spend a lot of nights actually sleeping, but when I do he wakes me up. I’m a very heavy sleeper, and our bedroom is on the other side of the house, so I know if he’s waking me up he’s waking the rest of the neighborhood up, too.

Now that I know where he lives and who his parents are I might have to go have a little talk with them. I wonder if they even know he’s riding it up and down the road at night, or if he’s sneaking out to do it. His parent’s are really nice people, and they’re not the type that I see letting their kid ride his bike in the middle of the night on a school night. The kid is 14 or 15.